The Most Bizarre Things People Are Actually Selling on Facebook Marketplace

A Single Potato Shaped Like a Thumb

The seller has priced this ordinary russet potato at eight dollars simply because it resembles a human thumb. The photo shows the potato next to an actual thumb for comparison. The description reads: "Not for eating. Great for pranks or art projects." Three people have liked the listing. No one has bought it.

A Broken Ceiling Fan – No Blades

The photograph shows nothing but a dusty metal mounting plate still attached to a yellowed ceiling. The seller writes: "Motor works. Blades sold separately last year. Buyer must remove from ceiling yourself." The comments section is a slow-moving disaster of people asking why anyone would buy this. The seller never responds.

"Mildly Haunted" Refrigerator

This refrigerator listing sits somewhere between the haunted dolls and the practical appliance ads. The seller notes: "Cools fine. Freezer works. But sometimes the door opens by itself at night. Not scary, just annoying. Price reflects the inconvenience." The asking price is forty dollars below market value. One commenter asks if the fridge makes any sounds. The seller replies: "It hums. But sometimes it hums a tune I don't recognize."